Thursday, August 31, 2006
My 10 fav expressions ..
("\ (^o^) /") _L (O.o) _L t(','t) (=.=") v (^,-) v
(>- 3 -)> (>=_=)> (*-*) (-=_=-) mIm (-_-) mIm
-our
love story ;
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Yest was a bad day. Spend $70+ treating mommy and hubby at sakae sushi and after tt quarrelled with hubby and we parted. Harsh words were slapped onto my face via sms and im hurt. I feel so crashed. I know im nt a good gf but i didnt know i was so bad. But from the start u shd hab known wad character i hab and why stil wana be with me. And nw come and say such things to me. I was strong i held on, i told myself no tears today pls. And went to Xue-er's hse. She sensed smth was amiss but i assured her im alright. I forced back my tears and gave her my trade mark nonsense smile and jokes. "Y do u look so calm? R u ok?" sigh.. Sisters aint called sisters for nth. She understands me. Saw her pictures with her bf and they are so loving and CRAPPY! LOL so many funny videos and ( Mr bf, my impression as Mr cool man is gone! U r crappy like us! Welcome!! ) I felt so good with em around, just like the old days..
Bath, touch up my shoes, played maple awhile and went to slp. I dono y i wasnt afraid of anything yest b4 i slept. ( usually im thinking of ghost b4 slp) Instead i said " Im pathetic today, disturb me if u wan. Show up! Wadeva!!" Fortunately i saw nth =D Heng ar.. Jus then Javen msg me.. "I knew it.. don think so much k. mus be strong don let ppl bully u so easily, be happy k tml is sure a better day k.. anything gib me a call or msg i will try to help u. I will always be yr ears whenever u feel down." and i started crying. Damit.
-our
love story ;
Friday, August 18, 2006
Shan's Love Equation
Love + Love = Happy couple
tv + game = peace
game + neglate = noise
noise + frustration = quarrel
quarrel + anger = fight
love x 100% ( 1st few mths ) = movies, dates, happy faces and time tgt
love x 75% ( after 1/2 yr ) = vcd, shopping restricted to only 1 day, super and sulking faces
love x 50% ( after 9 mths ) = game, quarrel, fights, flings, lies and tears
love x 25% ( after 1 yr ) = *coming soon*
love x 0% ( after 1 yr 3 mths ) = *coming soon *
Things to do after a quarrel
- cry
- think of hw u wan to die
- drink + smoke + druggies
- talk to a fling
- tv ? =.=
- slp
- bath -----> bad idea ( i awis call him after bath during quarrels ) *damit*
- pray ( tt bad things happen to him ? LOL )
- bad talk abt him
- poke 10 thousand needles into the voodoo doll
Things to do before a fight:
- Stretching exercise * note: legs and hand potions extremely important*
- Recite riddles ( she pick sea shells at the seashore )
- buy a shield
- run
- hide
- die
-our
love story ;
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Yest was such a fun day at work. Me and Meech had this crazy idea. We think of the lamest way to moisturise ourselves.. Haha and she even did up a proposal for it and i think its abt 10 pages. BOO !! But it was so funny we laugh and laugh and i laugh in front of my com. I think ppl sitting near me could hear my laughter. The following is an extract from part of our work~
Rules & Regulations
1) Ensure that you use a little pail (those used for dirty underwear etc) filled to the brim with Newater. If not, normal pond water will do. MacRitchie Reservoir’s water is highly recommended.
2) Snorkels used must be UV-protective. Ensure that the snorkel is intact. In the event that the water seeps in, drink it. Don’t waste.
3) Soak for 8 hours every night. There should strictly be no interruption during the ‘soaking’. E.g. No “Pa/Ma, I want to drink Milo.” In the event that the ‘soaking’ is interrupted, the period of time lost will have to be made up.
4) After 8 hours, look in the mirror. Note: DO NOT SCREAM. Observe the changes and chart down the observations in the Guinea H2O Jean Journal a.k.a http://www.jrawkz.blogspot.com/ .
5) At the end of Guinea H2O Jean, hand in a 1000 report and the journal on your observations and results.
6) Note that this mission is highly confidential and if any information or vowel is leaked, your scales will be scrapped, fins will be snapped and gills plucked.
7) Your journal/observations should be of chorological order. Results may vary on different individuals but it should be as follows:
Day 1:
I wake up looking like a bulldog. I had a nightmare and my snorkel fell off and I breathed in the water and I’m suffering from major block noise and headache now
Then Ginger and Garlic thought they got a new companion.
Day 2:
I woke up like a bullfrog with green green algae and I think I’m developing gills.
Day 3:
I wake up with my fallen snorkel, thanks to yesterday’s nightmare (again), to realize that HEY! I don’t need snorkel anymore! I can breathe freely in the water!
Day 4:
My gills need more water. Pa bought me a huge aquarium. I think I’m growing scales on my legs too.
Day 5:
I went for a dip in the water where Daddy was fishing and he mistook me for an ugly fish and wanted to kill me. Phew.
Day 6:
I think I see fins on my toes. Garlic n Ginger thought there was a new aquarium with a giant sea creature and kept barking at me. Ah Pei Ah Yi went to take a scaling knife and tried to scrap out my scales. She was smiling to herself at the thought of having a big fish for dinner.
Day 7:
I just realized i have to hand up my 1000 word report today. But with my fins, I couldn’t grab hold of a pen. Thus I decided to type it out using a computer. But… I short- circuited and spoilt the whole computer instead. Cus I’m dripping with water
Aftermath:
But well, i got to say that "Guinea H20 Jean" was a great idea as I feel moisturized constantly and I’m loving it.. Ba la ba ba ba I’m loving it.
Also, Xmen sent me another proposal. Professor X nearly enrolled me in his “Special School For Gifted Children”. He says they have a specialized department/fraternity just for water-creatures. They wanted to buy rights for a mutant inspired by me. The powers are Uber Power Webbed Hands and Sharp Fins. They are going to name it Ms Jean Fin. ( Actually, cannot have Jean. cuz alr have one Jean Grey but then, they going to call me Ah Fin in the show. )
-our
love story ;
Friday, June 16, 2006
I feel quite frustrated today. Wake up feeling mean. Everything just don seems right today. Theres this lady crossing the road like a turtle and I fugen had to wait for her at the lift. No sense of urgency. Pls don wear heels if u cant walk in em. I wear higher heels then u and i can walk 5m ahead of u. And to top it all up, Im known to be a slow walker.
I think i know y im in such a foul mood today. Cus i had a bad night. Nope, not bcus i didnt play mahjong yest. But cus of tt irriating guy who chat wib me yest. The story goes...
He msg me saying hw bad it is at work and i told him to chill, look at the brighter side. Then i ask him to tag my blog. He fugen go use abcdef and say hi. I confronted him and he had the check to tell me tt its his new nick. The nxt paragraphs are specially dedicated to u...
You r the world most extraordinarily pathetic soul. Ive nvr wanted to thrash anyone so much before, you shd be honored. You should have known whr u stand when you came into my life. I cant think of any good points for you. Well, at least i don think u deserve any. You are 1 guy whom Ive ever seen trying to be cute, softer den I am. Acting like wad i think a potential gay wld be. You are less than a weakling and weaklings wld be insulted if yr listed as a weakling. Im reali lost of words for u. Probably no words could describe how i feel abt u maybe this works beta for u
(-_-) mlm*clap clap* I think tts better. You go around thinking that everyone is gg against you scolding u and u don even care to think abt y its happenning. Let me tell u.. cus u sux big time. I think u ought to go back Taiwan to save me the occasional agony of having to chat with u which is increasing cus i think u have a misconception of hw i think abt u. You tot i have change my views on you. But let me tell, Ive nt changed instead Ive opened my eyes bigger to see wad type of creature u are. To put things simply, I bloody hate u to the core. To think u are actually my ex bf. Yucks. To tell u frankly, Ive nvr like u at the least, not to mention love.
You said yst tt being a chief was wad u wanted to be cus u want to cook good stuff for me, but u told me in the past tt was yr childhood dream. So did i know u when u were stil young or were u jus crapping ard soughting my sympathy yest? Yup, i think yr crapping around. Yr jus 1 shitty guy who cant perform in every aspect. You don have the looks neither do u have the height nor the charm. You simply sux. Don compare yrself to my hubby, yr the poo if he's the asshole. At least he will stay wib me whilst I'll keep u stinky thing far away from me.
I feel better nw and i just realised hw i love u hubby, yr my asshole. *im so touch*
-our
love story ;
Thursday, June 15, 2006
I went for the blood test today.. 1 word to describe, that is " freaked " or shd i add a 2nd word " again " ? Boo.. its alrdy the 2nd time yet it stil freaked the shit outta me. Thats bad bad bad.. ive stil got a long way to go lots of blood test coming. =.= I waited nervously and tot the nurse had alrdy poke the needle in and when i turn to peep, she just poke in and " TT HURTS MAN". wait til im de nurse! Wooo. It was more painful then the one 1 had almost a month ago. Like wad Zhenjie the busy man said.. " relax it won hurt " ya, i know.. cus the nurse is taking my blood not yrs =(
I went to work late today. Boo! But i had quiet alot of things done today. Yups im so proud of myself. I dono but i cant help tt after applying the concealer which I bought from MAC the other day, my foundation don look good by the time i head back hm. Maybe cus i stopped using it for too long le ba.
Hubby slept straight away after sending me hm w/o even calling to kiss me goodnight. I gave him my most sincere goodnight for tonight...
"I wish you bad dreams, dream of ghost wake up whole back pain"
Im such a lovely gf.
-our
love story ;
