Yest was such a fun day at work. Me and Meech had this crazy idea. We think of the lamest way to moisturise ourselves.. Haha and she even did up a proposal for it and i think its abt 10 pages. BOO !! But it was so funny we laugh and laugh and i laugh in front of my com. I think ppl sitting near me could hear my laughter. The following is an extract from part of our work~
Rules & Regulations
1) Ensure that you use a little pail (those used for dirty underwear etc) filled to the brim with Newater. If not, normal pond water will do. MacRitchie Reservoir’s water is highly recommended. 2) Snorkels used must be UV-protective. Ensure that the snorkel is intact. In the event that the water seeps in, drink it. Don’t waste. 3) Soak for 8 hours every night. There should strictly be no interruption during the ‘soaking’. E.g. No “Pa/Ma, I want to drink Milo.” In the event that the ‘soaking’ is interrupted, the period of time lost will have to be made up. 4) After 8 hours, look in the mirror. Note: DO NOT SCREAM. Observe the changes and chart down the observations in the Guinea H2O Jean Journal a.k.a http://www.jrawkz.blogspot.com/ . 5) At the end of Guinea H2O Jean, hand in a 1000 report and the journal on your observations and results. 6) Note that this mission is highly confidential and if any information or vowel is leaked, your scales will be scrapped, fins will be snapped and gills plucked. 7) Your journal/observations should be of chorological order. Results may vary on different individuals but it should be as follows:
Day 1: I wake up looking like a bulldog. I had a nightmare and my snorkel fell off and I breathed in the water and I’m suffering from major block noise and headache now Then Ginger and Garlic thought they got a new companion.
Day 2: I woke up like a bullfrog with green green algae and I think I’m developing gills. Day 3: I wake up with my fallen snorkel, thanks to yesterday’s nightmare (again), to realize that HEY! I don’t need snorkel anymore! I can breathe freely in the water!
Day 4: My gills need more water. Pa bought me a huge aquarium. I think I’m growing scales on my legs too.
Day 5: I went for a dip in the water where Daddy was fishing and he mistook me for an ugly fish and wanted to kill me. Phew.
Day 6: I think I see fins on my toes. Garlic n Ginger thought there was a new aquarium with a giant sea creature and kept barking at me. Ah Pei Ah Yi went to take a scaling knife and tried to scrap out my scales. She was smiling to herself at the thought of having a big fish for dinner.
Day 7: I just realized i have to hand up my 1000 word report today. But with my fins, I couldn’t grab hold of a pen. Thus I decided to type it out using a computer. But… I short- circuited and spoilt the whole computer instead. Cus I’m dripping with water
Aftermath:
But well, i got to say that "Guinea H20 Jean" was a great idea as I feel moisturized constantly and I’m loving it.. Ba la ba ba ba I’m loving it.
Also, Xmen sent me another proposal. Professor X nearly enrolled me in his “Special School For Gifted Children”. He says they have a specialized department/fraternity just for water-creatures. They wanted to buy rights for a mutant inspired by me. The powers are Uber Power Webbed Hands and Sharp Fins. They are going to name it Ms Jean Fin. ( Actually, cannot have Jean. cuz alr have one Jean Grey but then, they going to call me Ah Fin in the show. )
