Friday, August 18, 2006
Shan's Love Equation
Love + Love = Happy couple
tv + game = peace
game + neglate = noise
noise + frustration = quarrel
quarrel + anger = fight
love x 100% ( 1st few mths ) = movies, dates, happy faces and time tgt
love x 75% ( after 1/2 yr ) = vcd, shopping restricted to only 1 day, super and sulking faces
love x 50% ( after 9 mths ) = game, quarrel, fights, flings, lies and tears
love x 25% ( after 1 yr ) = *coming soon*
love x 0% ( after 1 yr 3 mths ) = *coming soon *
Things to do after a quarrel
- cry
- think of hw u wan to die
- drink + smoke + druggies
- talk to a fling
- tv ? =.=
- slp
- bath -----> bad idea ( i awis call him after bath during quarrels ) *damit*
- pray ( tt bad things happen to him ? LOL )
- bad talk abt him
- poke 10 thousand needles into the voodoo doll
Things to do before a fight:
- Stretching exercise * note: legs and hand potions extremely important*
- Recite riddles ( she pick sea shells at the seashore )
- buy a shield
- run
- hide
- die
-our
love story ;
